The disciplinary reports I get sometimes make me laugh. The things these inmates do cannot be made up. I don't know about you, but I am not that creative.
So, we had an officer working in seg. In order to feed the inmates, we have a food port we open and slip the food through. Well, this particular inmate came up with quite the comeback for an officer he wasn't happy with. He stuck his bare butt in the food port and farted just as the officer opened the food port. Seriously, who thinks up and does something like that? Though the officer was not happy, the rest of us got quite the laugh out of it. I don't think he will ever live that one down.